Major Credit Cards Accepted Signs
Funny wording for a payment sign?
Here is the story…My best friend and her husband just opened a tattoo shop. Her husband is a good looking, young guy, and it hasn’t been uncommon for young women to come in looking to give “favors” for tattoos and piercings. We have all been searching for signs online and haven’t found any, so we have decided to just do up our own. Problem is we are having trouble coming up with wording for it, we would like something funny, but basically saying that we accept all major Credit Cards, cash, but no sexual favors. Can anyone come up with something funny and witty? The one we decide on will get best answer. Thanks!!
“When it comes to pay time, open your wallet and not your legs”
“Keep your panties on. Our prices are not THAT big”
“We accept only payments that we can take to the bank without getting into trouble”
“We have lot of sex. It’s money we’re looking for”
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